Where Are All the Hellfire and Brimstone Preachers When You Need Them?
By Roger Freed Hurricane Isaac Sets its Sites on the Republican National Convention: But the Preachers Have Gone Silent! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers at?...
View ArticleIntense Campaign Negativity Creates Huge Psychic Vortex Over Atlantic
By Roger Freed Northeast ‘Frankenstorm’ may have genesis in nasty campaign battle The heat generated by the campaign battle between the two rivaling political parties vying for the U.S. Presidency has...
View ArticleFrankenstorm: What Caused It?
By humortimes Make your voice heard! Answer this poll on the Frankenstorm! A terrible “Frankenstorm” has struck the Northeast. There is some debate as to what caused it. Everyone has a strong opinion —...
View ArticleEarly Romney Voters in Ohio Asking for Do-Over After Sandy
By P. Beckert ‘Voter’s remorse’ strikes as real-world problems highlight differences between candidates Requests are flooding the Ohio Supervisor of Elections office in Columbus, Ohio from early voters...
View ArticleThis Just In: God Created Hurricane Sandy to Help Occupy Movement
By Roger Freed In true Lazarus fashion, God raises Occupy from the dead Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered evidence that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed ‘The Perfect...
View ArticleOccupy Lives, and Changes Lives
By humortimes Occupy movement flourishes in post-encampment phase By Carl Gibson, Reader Supported News I know what it’s like to be hounded by bill collectors. And regardless of how I feel about the...
View ArticleCategory 3 Hurricane Really Half-Assing It
by Matt Rotman. Despite being afforded every opportunity since birth, Hurricane Chet is simply not living up to expectations. Expectations were significantly lowered this week after it became clear...
View ArticleRipping the Headlines Today, 9/11/17
by Paul Lander. Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case...
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